Big George's twisted brain

Monday, March 19, 2007

Muffin Cakes II

There has been so much interest in my sister Muffin Cakes, I decided to continue the story. After the death of Muffin Cakes's miracle child died we to open a store for the tourist, mostly local arts and crafts, things native to Iceland, made out of bone etc. It was not long before Odin blessed Muffin Cakes again with a miracle child, this one survived past infancy and was named after our grandmother Big Greta. She was a normal child except for a lazy eye and development of abnormally large breast by the age of 9. Big Greta jr, ran away from home at the age of 16 claiming that I (her uncle) hugged her too much . Go figure kids. Anyway, I heard rumors recently that Big Greta jr was detailing truck rims at the Iowa 80 Truckstop. Im glad she found what she was good at. Prevsiosly I had heard the she was a stripper in Jacksonville and working part time at an AOL call center.