Big George's twisted brain

Friday, March 2, 2007

Last years trip to area 51

I figure I will start out with my blog from my myspace account and my story about Area 51 in Nevada.
Since no one is presently reading my blog I guess it does not matter how boring it is. As promised, in this blog, a little more info on the photo of me in front to the Alien Jerky sign.
As famous as Area 51 is among UFO and conspiracy buffs, the real conspiracy is finding it. Ask any one in Vegas and they will have no ideal what you are talking about. This is possibly because there are only two type of people that live in Las Vegas. One is the person that has lived there for 50 years and remembers seeing the Rat Pack personally and the more common resident. that has only lived there a few months.Luckily. this trip the frau and I were smart enough to rent a car. Most people will tell you you need a car to go this mysterious Area 51 when they will tell you is near Lake Mead or Nellis AFB. Finally, we found someone to break the cone of silence and sent us and a several hour drive north of Las Vegas to the city of Rachel. In Rachel you will find a trailer park and a small over priced resturant and gift shop called the Lil Alien Inn. Upon entering this "inn" you suddenly find yourself in a Wes Craven film when everyone in the resturant turns to look at you. No doubt you assume these are all Aliens and your loved ones will never see you again. But as you relax to your overpriced hamburger and canned soda it becomes evident that everyone else in the resturant in a tourist and they were all hopeing that perhaps you were an Alien. The propriter of this establishment will, very quietly tell you where the back gate to Area 51 is. Go back the way you came, right on the dirt road and down about three miles. Ok, you've done it now, fifteen dollars in gas, the better part of a day and fifty dollars in Area 51 junk all the see a gate in the middle of the desert. Oh well. I can think of worse ways and better ways to drop a few dollars in Nevada. One day, I hope to complete the cycle by going to Roswell and looking at a piece of desert without the gate.As for the photos there is not much to say, the best story is to go to Alienfreshjerky.com and read their story.

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